shinelikemoonandstars:

gardenbird:

how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me

hopefully it’ll help you understand the probability of that actually happening. 

(via heyitssunnytoday)

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via pretty-mushrooom)

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chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via steffanierae)

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you didn’t love her.

you just didn’t want to be alone.

or maybe, she was just good for your ego.

or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.

but you didn’t love her,

because you don’t destroy people you love.

— Greys Anatomy (via scxndal)

This will always be one of my favorite quotes

(via tellthegirlsivefallen)

(Source: mothsjpg, via youcouldbesaved)

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cutieking:

moffatisactuallysatan:

theunknownsufferer:

pvris-tokyo:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.
I feel old…

very odd

Jesus Christ

at first I didn’t get it but then REALIZATION HIT ME

right in the goddamn childhood.

Love this. My favorite kids book. You know because of the art style

cutieking:

moffatisactuallysatan:

theunknownsufferer:

pvris-tokyo:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

Jesus Christ

at first I didn’t get it but then REALIZATION HIT ME

right in the goddamn childhood.

Love this. My favorite kids book. You know because of the art style

(Source: somethingclassic, via chvzsipin)

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